This is a life handbook. Things I learned that I have carried with me to this day.
1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42 and the reason why no answer ever truly makes sense - is because humans can't even really figure out what the question is.
2. Vogons write the worst poetry in the galaxy.
3. There's a great restaurant at the end of the universe.
4. MOST IMPORTANTLY - never go anywhere without a towel. This one has helped me on numerous occasions it is truly a versatile object.

Best Quote about the Towel
“…it has great practical value – you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it around your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you – daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”

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